Hostage Situation

One day while walking my dog, Kristen Doley kidnapped me and locked me in her basement. I was there for three or more days with only one meal a day. She would force me to drink the sewage water for hydration. She then took me to a bank that we robbed and stole over thirty six trillion eight hundred and thirty three billion one million one hundred and twenty two thousand six hundred and forty two dollars and seventy six cents. We then ran from the cops and hopped into our private jet and flew to Atlantis. While there we enjoyed life and bought lots of puppies. Why she liked puppies so much I do not know, but whenever they got two years old she took them out to the slaughter house and killed them for dinner. I could not stand this and kept thinking whenever I get out of here I am turning in this horrible person.

One day I met a kid named Daniel "The Dominator" Rayes and we decided to plan and escape route. We found the parts to make a gun and decided to use it. The special thing about this gun is that it shoots water and is awesome. I learned from The Wizard of Oz that witches melt when in contact with water and so we realized our plan just might work. We then chewed out of our handcuff's and wiggled out of the chains. When we got upstairs we caught her by surprise and squirted her with the water gun. She began to scream and steam and finally melted. We didn't want to harm her so we gathered the liquid in a jar and gave it to a science lab. They were able to reconstruct her and she went to jail.

Being a hostage for over a month me and Daniel became very good friends. We even started our own business called Awesome. The hostage situation was life changing, but not in a bad way. Most people are stressed and scared when they are hostages and it is bad, but we actually had a lot of time to bond. This just proves that being a hostage doesn't always have to be a bad thing and if it is good can come from the bad.