Journal 12

My rules would be pretty down to earth, but some must be crazy because I am a crazy dude.  One rule must be, you cant eat an ice cream cone upside down.  Seriously though, who eats ice cream upside down?  I would probably have national cowboy month and everyone would have to dress in western attire and act like they were from that time period.  The houses would be redecorated and downtown would be decorated as the square and we would have duels.  The power would be turned off and no running water.  Of course I will be the all time ruler and winner of everything and everyone would be jealous of me.  I would have a three legged horse named Tri-pod and he would live in my house with me.  He use to have four legs, but my wife cheated on me for him so I shot them both in the leg.  Her leg was fine and she healed quickly.  When she got better I kicked her out and had her locked up in the manure barn.  My horse had to have his leg amputated and so he lost his original name and on came the new one.  I loved this horse to death and if he ever got hurt I would have that person taken away to be with my now stinky ex wife.  Other rules might be everyone and everything getting branded with a big CY signifying they belonged to me and I owned them.  We would have duels with air soft guns and have fake wars just in case we ever did go to war we would be prepared.  We then decided horses and pistols werent enough so we invented the sub machine gun, tank, and .50 cal sniper rifle.  Poor enemies never had a chance.  They ran away to never be seen again.  We also nuked mars because we found out it was the origin of mosquito's and we were annoyed by this.  That would be just a couple of my rules I would have for everyone besides non-stop partyin and fun.